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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: InMe

    Song: A World Apart

    Real Lyric: She's like a glass of water in the middle of the night yeah; cold yet understanding, she makes me feel alright

    The Misheard: She's like a glass of water in the middle of the night yeah;Cold yet understanding she makes me feel her eyes

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    Artist: Simply Red

    Song: Holding Back The Years

    Real Lyric: Holding back the years

    The Misheard: Holding back thieves

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    Artist: Mars Volta, The

    Song: Conjugal Burns

    Real Lyric: I got a pain inside that'll rip through the very fabric of time

    The Misheard: I got a penis that'll rip through the very fabric of time

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    Artist: Motley Crue

    Song: Too Fast For Love

    Real Lyric: Ohhhh, noooo.

    The Misheard: RedRum

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    Artist: J. Holiday

    Song: Bed

    Real Lyric: Wrap me up in your legs.

    The Misheard: write me opinionaire

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    Artist: Freddie Mercury

    Song: How Can I Go On

    Real Lyric: When all the salt is taken from the sea I stand dethroned

    The Misheard: When all the salt is taken from the seaI stand deepthroat

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    Artist: Split Enz

    Song: I Got You

    Real Lyric: I Got You, And that's all I want

    The Misheard: I've Got Chills, and that's All I want

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    Artist: Depeche Mode

    Song: Precious

    Real Lyric: Precious and fragile things Need special handling My God, what have we done to you?

    The Misheard: Precious and fragile faceNeeds special handlingMy God, what have we done to you?

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    Artist: ELO

    Song: Evil Woman

    Real Lyric: Evil Woman

    The Misheard: We hit the woman.

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Life on Mars

    Real Lyric: Now the workers have struck for fame 'Cause Lennon's on sale again

    The Misheard: Now the workers have struck a veinThere's lemons on sale again

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