The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Indians Scattered on Dawns Highway...
The Misheard: Indian Summer on Dawn's Highway
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Real Lyric: The poetry That comes from the squaring off between And the circling is worth it Finding beauty in the dissonance
The Misheard: The black smoltheringThat comes from the square off betweenAnd the paying is worth itFinding the circling of juiciness
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Real Lyric: Put up your dukes and let's get down to it.
The Misheard: Pull up your boobs and let's get down to it.
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Real Lyric: You think I'll let it go you're mad, You've got another thing coming.
The Misheard: You think I'll let go of your nads,you've got another thing coming.
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Real Lyric: And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed.
The Misheard: And from that moment, you'll be out of place and under duress.
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Real Lyric: She wrote faithfully home to mama.
The Misheard: She rode faithfully on the llama.
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Real Lyric: I'm so fed up with my thoughts of you
The Misheard: I'm so fat, I'm with my thoughts of you
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Real Lyric: When I feel heavy metal (woo-hoo) And I'm pins and I'm needles (woo-hoo) Well I lie and I'm easy All of the time but I'm never sure why I need you Pleased to meet you! I got my head done When I was young It's not my problem It's not my problem
The Misheard: When I feel nothing at all (woo-hoo)and I piss and I need allWell I lie and I'm in itAll that the time that I never show that I'm intoInsani-tahhh!!I got my head doll,when I was youngIt's not my pop-loveit's not my.
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Real Lyric: Little red corvette...
The Misheard: Feel a bet comin'..
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Real Lyric: Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
The Misheard: show them how to f**k him, don't just fight him
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