The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ...I just can't get enough
The Misheard: ...I just can't get it up
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Real Lyric: A Little Turtle-Doving
The Misheard: A Little Turning Oven
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Real Lyric: Oh won't you take me to funky town
The Misheard: Won't you take me to pumpkin town!
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Real Lyric: Enter Light
The Misheard: Amstel Light
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Real Lyric: For those about to rock, we salute you
The Misheard: For those about to ROT, we salute you
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Real Lyric: ...two hyped feet
The Misheard: ...two blind feet
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Real Lyric: Demolition woman, can I be your man?
The Misheard: Television wonam, can I be your man?
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Real Lyric: Why I am still here dancing with the GrooGrux King.
The Misheard: Why I am still here dancing with the Ku Klux Klan.
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Real Lyric: We get these pills to swallow How they stick In your throat Tastes like gold
The Misheard: We get these pills to swallowHow they stickIn your throatTastes like flour.
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Real Lyric: For forty days and forty nights The law was on her side
The Misheard: For forty days and forty nightsI stayed out of sight
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