The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Enter Light
The Misheard: Amstel Light
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Real Lyric: For those about to rock, we salute you
The Misheard: For those about to ROT, we salute you
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Real Lyric: ...two hyped feet
The Misheard: ...two blind feet
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Real Lyric: Demolition woman, can I be your man?
The Misheard: Television wonam, can I be your man?
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Real Lyric: Why I am still here dancing with the GrooGrux King.
The Misheard: Why I am still here dancing with the Ku Klux Klan.
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Real Lyric: We get these pills to swallow How they stick In your throat Tastes like gold
The Misheard: We get these pills to swallowHow they stickIn your throatTastes like flour.
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Real Lyric: For forty days and forty nights The law was on her side
The Misheard: For forty days and forty nightsI stayed out of sight
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I guess the rain's down in Africa
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Real Lyric: I got a ace card comin' down on the rocks.
The Misheard: I got a nice c*ck comin' down on the rocks.
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Real Lyric: Listen kid, you pay for the call You ain't bad, but we 've heard it all before Yeah, it sounds like John, Paul and George.
The Misheard: Listen kid, you pay for the call You ain't bad, but we 've heard it all before Yeah, it sounds like junk-haulin' George.
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