The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I don't want your kind of love
The Misheard: I don't want your candy love
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Real Lyric: The Lovers
The Misheard: Fu____ Lovers
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Real Lyric: Y M C A
The Misheard: Hawaiian C A
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Real Lyric: Little Red Corvette
The Misheard: Real Men Call Back
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Real Lyric: My love's a revolver
The Misheard: My life is a vulva
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Real Lyric: If I was in World War Two, they'd call me Spitfire
The Misheard: If it's hot as you want, why do they call me Spitfire?
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Real Lyric: "Life ain't s**t if you ain't a star."
The Misheard: Lightning s**t if you ate a star.
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Real Lyric: But how was I to know then / That they'd be cryin' on my shoulder?
The Misheard: My hills are movin' / And there's a crime on my shoulder.
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Real Lyric: And your knee socks
The Misheard: But no, he sucks
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Real Lyric: Saevio saevio pessum trans Sewndum sed de potestas Surculus neo propinquo Haechostes par peior fas Pompeii!
The Misheard: Coffee, coffee, coffee pot! Fuchsia said that you'd be hot! Probably but probably not, Coffee made from coffee cream!
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