The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Do you see me sittin' here
The Misheard: Do you see me sh*ttin' here
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Real Lyric: oh, i gotta see you boo
The Misheard: oh i gotta see your boobs
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Real Lyric: If you want money for people with minds that hate...
The Misheard: If you want money for people with nine fat heads...
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Real Lyric: what a long strange trip it's been
The Misheard: what a long straight strip it's been
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Real Lyric: See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
The Misheard: See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen
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Real Lyric: Sad but true
The Misheard: Ski patrol
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Real Lyric: I like girls They like me They look so good In dey Seven jeans Told you to be the one And my only I wanna be faithful But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar. My hands, my hands, my uh my hands Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.
The Misheard: I like goatsThey like methey look so pureIn dey seven jepsSo you can be the oneAnd my old lipI wanna beef and youbut I can't keet my hens out the poopie jarMy hens, my hens, my uh my hensCan't keep my hans, my
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Real Lyric: Just like before Everything you say to me Takes me one step closer to the edge And I'm about to break I need a little room to breath, Because I'm one step closer to the edge, I'm about to break
The Misheard: Just like beef formEverything you said at mapTake me one step closer to the yetiand I wants a brakeI need a little rug to reap,cause I'm one step closer to the yetiand I'll wants a brake
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Real Lyric: Captain America's been torn apart
The Misheard: Trapped in the perils of the donut park
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Real Lyric: I've been fobbed off, and I've been fooled
The Misheard: I've been f**ked up, and I've been fooled
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