The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 38131 thru 38140 of 54142
Real Lyric: She is a mother of three She is a soldie she is a wife She is a surgeon she'll save your life
The Misheard: She is a mother of threeShe is a soldier she is a wifeShe is a Virgin she'll save your life
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Kiss me, out of the bearded barley
The Misheard: Kiss me, I love the beer and barley
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Hypnotizing, mesmorizing me...
The Misheard: Half the time she kept sq-uashin' me... (prounounced 'skuh-washin' )
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: you can even use my best cologne...
The Misheard: you can even use my best commode...
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: You gotta fight for your right, to party!
The Misheard: you gotta fight for your right saaffaaarrrraayyyy!
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I love Rock n Roll, put a dime in jukebox baby
The Misheard: I love Rock n Roll, put a dime in shoe box baby
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Dig through the ditches, Burn through the witches I slam in the back of my Dragula
The Misheard: Dj Dj JoeLittle woodchipsThat slam in the back of myDragula
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: smooth criminal
The Misheard: move chemical
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I slam in the back of my Dragula
The Misheard: stab me in the back of my jugular
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown Honey I'm still free
The Misheard: If you're all alone with a pretty purse and noMoney I'm still free
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.