The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: you can even use my best cologne...
The Misheard: you can even use my best commode...
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Real Lyric: You gotta fight for your right, to party!
The Misheard: you gotta fight for your right saaffaaarrrraayyyy!
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Real Lyric: I love Rock n Roll, put a dime in jukebox baby
The Misheard: I love Rock n Roll, put a dime in shoe box baby
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Real Lyric: Dig through the ditches, Burn through the witches I slam in the back of my Dragula
The Misheard: Dj Dj JoeLittle woodchipsThat slam in the back of myDragula
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Real Lyric: smooth criminal
The Misheard: move chemical
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Real Lyric: I slam in the back of my Dragula
The Misheard: stab me in the back of my jugular
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Real Lyric: If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown Honey I'm still free
The Misheard: If you're all alone with a pretty purse and noMoney I'm still free
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Real Lyric: Wash uffizi, drive me to firenze
The Misheard: Brush your face and drive me to frenzy
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Real Lyric: We're trading smiles
The Misheard: Potato smiles
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Real Lyric: That's me in the corner That's me in the spotlight, I'm Losing my religion Trying to keep up with you And I don't know if I can do it Oh no, I've said too much I haven't said enough I thought that I heard you laughing I thought that I heard you sing I think I thought I saw you try
The Misheard: That's me in the saunaThat's me in the sweat, likeLoosing my erectionTrying to peep upon youAnd I don't know if I can do itOh, no I've drank to muchI haven't drank enoughI thought that I heard you bathingI thought that
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