The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I gotta choke chain for my pitbull Lane, I gotta shock collar for my rottweiler.
The Misheard: I gotta choke chain my reformain, I gotta jock collar for my ra......???
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Real Lyric: Wasting another night on planning my revenge
The Misheard: Wasting another night on Planet "My Revenge"
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Real Lyric: And when I lie on my pillow at night, I dream I could fight like David Watts.
The Misheard: And when I lie on my girl at night, I dream I could flex like David Watts.
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Real Lyric: Do you know the enemy? Do you know your enemy? Well, gotta know the enemy
The Misheard: Hey, it's Joe BienemyIt's Joe BienemyMy God there's Joe Bienemy
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Real Lyric: Find my nest of salt
The Misheard: Feminist assault
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Real Lyric: Uh, see I'm such a classy guy.
The Misheard: Uh, see I'm such a closet guy.
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Real Lyric: We can dance, we can dance Everybody look at your hands
The Misheard: We can dance, we can danceEverybody dance with your hands
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Real Lyric: Im going through a black, hey, capricorn day
The Misheard: I'm going through a black, hey, Cap 'n Gown Day
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Real Lyric: Love is like a bomb, baby, cmon get it on Livin like a lover with a red hot thong
The Misheard: Love is like a bomb, baby, cmon get it onLivin like a lover with a red iPhone
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Real Lyric: A little bit of Monica in my life
The Misheard: A little bit of Mardi Gras in my life
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