The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Do you know the enemy? Do you know your enemy? Well, gotta know the enemy
The Misheard: Hey, it's Joe BienemyIt's Joe BienemyMy God there's Joe Bienemy
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Real Lyric: Find my nest of salt
The Misheard: Feminist assault
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Real Lyric: Uh, see I'm such a classy guy.
The Misheard: Uh, see I'm such a closet guy.
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Real Lyric: We can dance, we can dance Everybody look at your hands
The Misheard: We can dance, we can danceEverybody dance with your hands
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Real Lyric: Im going through a black, hey, capricorn day
The Misheard: I'm going through a black, hey, Cap 'n Gown Day
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Real Lyric: Love is like a bomb, baby, cmon get it on Livin like a lover with a red hot thong
The Misheard: Love is like a bomb, baby, cmon get it onLivin like a lover with a red iPhone
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Real Lyric: A little bit of Monica in my life
The Misheard: A little bit of Mardi Gras in my life
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Real Lyric: She is a mother of three She is a soldie she is a wife She is a surgeon she'll save your life
The Misheard: She is a mother of threeShe is a soldier she is a wifeShe is a Virgin she'll save your life
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Real Lyric: Kiss me, out of the bearded barley
The Misheard: Kiss me, I love the beer and barley
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Real Lyric: Hypnotizing, mesmorizing me...
The Misheard: Half the time she kept sq-uashin' me... (prounounced 'skuh-washin' )
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