The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's been too long since I found out what people mean by down and out
The Misheard: It's been too long since I found out what people mean by dining out
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Real Lyric: Take these chances Place them in a box until a quieter time
The Misheard: Take these chancesPlace them in me, boxin' tittly quiet the time
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Real Lyric: I'm a sailor peg, and I lost my leg! Climbin' up the top sails, I lost my leg!
The Misheard: I'm a sailor pig, and I lost my leg!Climbin' up the top sails,I lost my leg!
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Real Lyric: Quiero ser pro
The Misheard: Ghetto central
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Real Lyric: ĦAy!, si Hollywood su
The Misheard: I see holy boots!
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Real Lyric: I am an arms dealer, fitting you with weapons in the form of words.
The Misheard: I am an arms dealer, Fiddy you, with weapons in the form of words.
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Real Lyric: I came here to make you dance tonight, I don't care if I'm a guilty pleasure for you.
The Misheard: I came here to make you dance tonight, I don't care about my guilty pleasure for you.
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Real Lyric: I gotta choke chain for my pitbull Lane, I gotta shock collar for my rottweiler.
The Misheard: I gotta choke chain my reformain, I gotta jock collar for my ra......???
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Real Lyric: Wasting another night on planning my revenge
The Misheard: Wasting another night on Planet "My Revenge"
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Real Lyric: And when I lie on my pillow at night, I dream I could fight like David Watts.
The Misheard: And when I lie on my girl at night, I dream I could flex like David Watts.
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