The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Feed The World, Let Them Know It's Christmas Time.
The Misheard: Feed The Birds, Let Them KNow It's Christmas Time.
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Real Lyric: Oh, You Pretty Things, Don't You KNow You're Driving Your Mamas And Papas Insane.
The Misheard: Oh, You Pretty Things,Don't You KNow You're Driving Your Mamas And Papas To Spain.
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Real Lyric: Take Me Down To The Paradise City, Where The Grass Is Green And The Girls Are Pretty.
The Misheard: Take Me Down To The Paradise City, Where The Girls Are Green And The Grass Is Pretty.
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Real Lyric: I will suck you up and spit you
The Misheard: I Will Suck You Off And Spank You
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Real Lyric: I was raised on robbery.
The Misheard: I was raised on broccoli.
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Real Lyric: I'm not your b**ch don't hang your sh*t on me
The Misheard: I'm not your fish don't hang your sh*t on me
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Real Lyric: He shoot Coca-Cola
The Misheard: He sh*t Coca-Cola
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Real Lyric: No One Really Knows If She's Drunk or If She's Stoned
The Misheard: No one Really knows If She's a joke or if she's home
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Real Lyric: Love in an elevator
The Misheard: Ethyl, you shaved your p***y
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Real Lyric: We're living in a powderkeg and giving off sparks.
The Misheard: We're living in a Pony Keg and giving out Barq's.
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