The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I will suck you up and spit you
The Misheard: I Will Suck You Off And Spank You
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Real Lyric: I was raised on robbery.
The Misheard: I was raised on broccoli.
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Real Lyric: I'm not your b**ch don't hang your sh*t on me
The Misheard: I'm not your fish don't hang your sh*t on me
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Real Lyric: He shoot Coca-Cola
The Misheard: He sh*t Coca-Cola
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Real Lyric: No One Really Knows If She's Drunk or If She's Stoned
The Misheard: No one Really knows If She's a joke or if she's home
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Real Lyric: Love in an elevator
The Misheard: Ethyl, you shaved your p***y
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Real Lyric: We're living in a powderkeg and giving off sparks.
The Misheard: We're living in a Pony Keg and giving out Barq's.
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Real Lyric: until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard
The Misheard: until the sun comes up or i'll settle for a couple of hours
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Real Lyric: The day will dawn of sanity.
The Misheard: The day will dawn of Saturday.
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not near.
The Misheard: I wear goggles when you are not near.
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