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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Tracy Lawrence

    Song: Paint Me A Birmingham

    Real Lyric: Could you paint me a burmingham

    The Misheard: Could you pay me in burning ham

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    Artist: Bangles

    Song: Walk Like an Egyptian

    Real Lyric: All the kids wanna punk in the metal band

    The Misheard: All the kids wanna f**k in the middle bed.

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    Artist: 30 Seconds to Mars

    Song: The Kill

    Real Lyric: What if I wanted to break Laugh it all off in your face What would you do?(Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh) What if I fell to the floor Couldn't take this anymore What would you do, do, do? Come, break me down Bury me, Bury me I am finished with you What if I wanted to fight Beg for the rest of my life. What would you do?(Do,do) You say you wanted more What are you waiting for I'm not running from you (from you) Come, break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you Look in my eyes You're killing me, killing me All I wanted was you I tried to be someone else But nothing seemed to change I know now: this is who I really am inside I Finally found myself Fighting for a chance I know now, THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM Oh oh Oh oh Oh oh Come, break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you, you, you Look in my eyes You're killing me, killing me All I wanted was you Come, break me down Break me down Break me down What if I wanted to break...? (You say you wanted more, what are you waiting for? (bury me) I'm not running from you...) What if I, what if I, what if I... (Bury me, bury me)

    The Misheard: What if i wanted to break,laugh it off in your face,what would jew do? (oh oh oh).what if i fell to the floor,couldn't tear this anymore,what would jew do, do do?can't break me dam,marry me, marry me,I am finished wit

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    Artist: Toby Keith

    Song: Get Drunk And Be Somebody

    Real Lyric: All week long she's a real nobody, But I just picked her up and its paycheck Friday, Weekends here, good God almighty, Baby lets get drunk and be somebody

    The Misheard: All week long she's a real nobody,But I just picked her up in this big-check Ferrari,Weekends here, good God almighty,Baby lets get a rope and beat somebody

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Die Another Day

    Real Lyric: Analyze this

    The Misheard: Camel-yze this; Carnelize this

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    Artist: Tavares

    Song: More Than A Woman

    Real Lyric: More Than a Woman

    The Misheard: Bald Headed Woman

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    Artist: Pet Shop Boys

    Song: It's A Sin

    Real Lyric: Father you fought me, 'cause I didn't care and I still don't understand.

    The Misheard: Father you forked me, 'cause I didn't care and I still don't understand'

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    Artist: Dio

    Song: Holy Diver

    Real Lyric: Holy Diver, you've been down too long in the midnight sea

    The Misheard: Oh MacGyver, you've been down too long in the midnight sea

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    Artist: Black Eyed Peas

    Song: Boom Boom Pow

    Real Lyric: Sexy ladies extra longer

    The Misheard: Text the ladies extra longer

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Love Game

    Real Lyric: Just bust that kick

    The Misheard: Just bust that d*ck

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