The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: all the tension in the world today all the little girls fillin up the world today
The Misheard: All the chicken of the world todayAll the little girl livin in the world today
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Real Lyric: Today I am dirty I want to be pretty Tomorrow, I know I'm just dirt
The Misheard: Today i'm dirtyI wanna be prettyTomorrow know I'm just dutch
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Real Lyric: cuz' were gonna rock this whole place anyway
The Misheard: cuz' i dont wanna shortly say why
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Real Lyric: But the kid is not my son
The Misheard: But the chair is not my son
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Real Lyric: When we ditched the books with the middles cut out, She gathered the corners and called it her gown.
The Misheard: When he danced with the girl with the mini-skirt on,She gathered the corners and called it her gown.
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Real Lyric: I want that man
The Misheard: A wombat man
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Real Lyric: My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all Even if I could it would all be gray, with your picture on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
The Misheard: My teardrops fall I'm wondering whyI got out of bed at allThe lonely rain falls to my windowand I can't see at allEven if I could it would all be bare,but your picture on my wallIt reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so b
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds and the thunder chief
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Real Lyric: There you sit, sitting spare like a book on a shelf rustin', Ah, not trying to fight it.
The Misheard: There you sit sittin in there like a po' boy on a shelf but still, AAAAHHHH'm not drunk quite ye-het.
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Real Lyric: Someone took in these pants.
The Misheard: Someone took Indy's pants.
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