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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Third Eye Blind

    Song: Semi-Charmed Life

    Real Lyric: I believe in the sand beneath my toes.

    The Misheard: I believe that the salmon eat my toes.

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    Artist: Anberlin

    Song: Feel Good Drag

    Real Lyric: Your kiss, your calls, your clutch, like the devil's got your hand

    The Misheard: Your kiss, your calls, your crotch, like the devil's got your hand

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    Artist: Mariah Carey

    Song: Obsessed

    Real Lyric: I'm out at Jermaine's

    The Misheard: I'm out of your mains

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: Still Rock and Roll to Me

    Real Lyric: What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearin' can't you tell that your tie's too wide?

    The Misheard: What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearin' can't you tell that your tie's too WHITE?

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    Artist: T.I.

    Song: Whatever You Like

    Real Lyric: Stacks on deck, Patron on ice

    The Misheard: Sex on me, thrown on ice

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    Artist: Radiohead

    Song: Karma Police

    Real Lyric: I lost myself... I lost myself... I lost myseellllllffff...

    The Misheard: I.. I.. smell silkI.. I.. smell silkI.. I.. smell sillllllkkkkk

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    Artist: Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The

    Song: Face Down

    Real Lyric: Well I'll tell you, my friend, one day this world's got to end As your lies crumble down, a new life she has found

    The Misheard: Well I'll tell you, my friend, one day this world's got to endAnd she'll rise from the ground, new life she has found

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    Artist: Jordin Sparks

    Song: Battlefield

    Real Lyric: I guess you better go and get your armor

    The Misheard: I guess you better go and get shawarma

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    Artist: Sting

    Song: Be Still My Beating Heart

    Real Lyric: My logic has drowned in a sea of emotion...

    The Misheard: My logic has drowned and I see I'm in motion...

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    Artist: Blink 182

    Song: Dumpweed

    Real Lyric: She's a f***in' nightmare

    The Misheard: She's got f***in' white hair

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