The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And all that glitters is gold
The Misheard: And all that lettuce is gone
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Real Lyric: Don't you wanna know how we keep starting fires?
The Misheard: Don't you wanna know how the kids are in fires?
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Real Lyric: Bandages
The Misheard: Ban the genitals
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Real Lyric: Secret Agent man!
The Misheard: Secret Asian man!
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Real Lyric: Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of
The Misheard: Swing, swing, swing from the tablesaw
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Real Lyric: Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle...
The Misheard: Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual...
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Real Lyric: Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex See right through you like you're bathing in Windex
The Misheard: Got you off right up watching Napoleon top blackSee right through you like you bath in the index
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Real Lyric: You *chalypso* when you chicken at the hop
The Misheard: Grab your lips and wet a chicken at the hop
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Real Lyric: I know your type
The Misheard: I know you're tired
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Real Lyric: All up in the blogs saying we met at the bar When I don't even know who you are
The Misheard: All up in the block saying we made it at the barWhen I don't leave it, you know you are
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