The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna find shoes and I'm ready for the weekend.
The Misheard: I'm gonna find Zues and I'm ready for the weekend.
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Real Lyric: Matches the noise screaming in my head Houston I think we got a problem
The Misheard: Mattresses and ice cream in my headYou still don't think I got a problem
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Real Lyric: Bamboleo
The Misheard: Jambalaya
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Real Lyric: That ain't the way to have fun, son.
The Misheard: That ain't the way that I broughtmy son up.
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Real Lyric: So I grabbed my shovel
The Misheard: My grandma shovel
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Real Lyric: For forty days and for forty nights the law was on her side.
The Misheard: For forty days and for forty nights I was on the scene.
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I m********e down in Africa
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Real Lyric: And all that glitters is gold
The Misheard: And all that lettuce is gone
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Real Lyric: Don't you wanna know how we keep starting fires?
The Misheard: Don't you wanna know how the kids are in fires?
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Real Lyric: Bandages
The Misheard: Ban the genitals
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