The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There is something I see in you it might kill me
The Misheard: There is something in my curry
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Real Lyric: They call me 'Hell' They call me 'Stacy' They call me 'her' They call me 'Jane' That's not my name(x4) They call me 'quiet girl' But i'm a riot Mary, Jo, Liza Always the same That's not my name(x4)
The Misheard: They call me 'Ho'They call me 'Skanky'They call me 'Whore'They call me 'Jade'Let's call my name(x4)They call me 'Cracker'But I'm a liarMaybe JoLisaAlways insaneThat's not my name(x4)
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Real Lyric: She keeps her Moet et Chandon In her pretty cabinet 'Let them eat cake' she says Just like Marie Antoinette
The Misheard: She keeps a moo and a shandal in a pretty cabinetFlip any case she says just like Murray Antoinette.
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Real Lyric: All the leaves are brown
The Misheard: Hello Liza Brown
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Real Lyric: breaking the habit
The Misheard: breaking the habitat
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Real Lyric: Baby, you my everything, you all I ever wanted
The Misheard: Baby, you my A-Frame, you all I ever wanted
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Real Lyric: We used to swim the same moonlight waters
The Misheard: We used to swim the same Woolite waters
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Real Lyric: Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight
The Misheard: Gimme Gimme Gimme a man and a pizza
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Real Lyric: the time to hesitate is through
The Misheard: its time to end the date its true
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Real Lyric: going down the old mine with a transistor radio
The Misheard: gunning down the old man with a transistor radio
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