The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Like a virgin Touched for the very first time
The Misheard: Like a virginTupped for the very first time
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Real Lyric: Rain Rain Go Away, Come again another day.
The Misheard: Rain, Rain go away, come again some mother's day.
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Real Lyric: And you can't keep my brother And you won't f**k my friends
The Misheard: And you can't keep my brotherAnd you won't f**k my Frank
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Real Lyric: Gareth Lawrence, Take em to the (Merthyr?) bridge
The Misheard: Gav Worms! Take em to the Merthyr bridge
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Real Lyric: Prescribed pills To offset the shakes To offset the pills
The Misheard: In high heelsWith all sense of shakesWith all sense of girls
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Real Lyric: i'm just a man in a silly red sheet
The Misheard: i'm just a man sealed with cheese
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Real Lyric: When I feel like this and I want to kiss you, baby, don't say Don't
The Misheard: When I feel like this and I want to kill you, baby, don't say Don't
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Real Lyric: You taste like heaven baby
The Misheard: You taste like cabbage baby
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Real Lyric: And we can sing just like our fathers
The Misheard: And we can sing just like a boner
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Real Lyric: Can I play with madness?
The Misheard: Can I play with matches?
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