The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Gareth Lawrence, Take em to the (Merthyr?) bridge
The Misheard: Gav Worms! Take em to the Merthyr bridge
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Real Lyric: Prescribed pills To offset the shakes To offset the pills
The Misheard: In high heelsWith all sense of shakesWith all sense of girls
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Real Lyric: i'm just a man in a silly red sheet
The Misheard: i'm just a man sealed with cheese
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Real Lyric: When I feel like this and I want to kiss you, baby, don't say Don't
The Misheard: When I feel like this and I want to kill you, baby, don't say Don't
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Real Lyric: You taste like heaven baby
The Misheard: You taste like cabbage baby
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Real Lyric: And we can sing just like our fathers
The Misheard: And we can sing just like a boner
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Real Lyric: Can I play with madness?
The Misheard: Can I play with matches?
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Real Lyric: There is something I see in you it might kill me
The Misheard: There is something in my curry
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Real Lyric: They call me 'Hell' They call me 'Stacy' They call me 'her' They call me 'Jane' That's not my name(x4) They call me 'quiet girl' But i'm a riot Mary, Jo, Liza Always the same That's not my name(x4)
The Misheard: They call me 'Ho'They call me 'Skanky'They call me 'Whore'They call me 'Jade'Let's call my name(x4)They call me 'Cracker'But I'm a liarMaybe JoLisaAlways insaneThat's not my name(x4)
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Real Lyric: She keeps her Moet et Chandon In her pretty cabinet 'Let them eat cake' she says Just like Marie Antoinette
The Misheard: She keeps a moo and a shandal in a pretty cabinetFlip any case she says just like Murray Antoinette.
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