The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire.
The Misheard: give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five!
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage
The Misheard: Despite all my rage, I am still just renting a cave
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Real Lyric: I bet you didn't know son, but I'm a fiddle player too!
The Misheard: I bet you didn't know it son, but I'm a fiddle playin' jew!
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Real Lyric: If you're sick of all the bulls**t And you're sick of all the lies
The Misheard: You seek for the p*ssy And you seek for the lines
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Real Lyric: Set sail from sense, bring all her young Set sail from where we once begun
The Misheard: We set sail from Port al VeronWe set sail from werewolves all begun
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Real Lyric: (yung joc) Wont you meet me at the bar respect big pimpin tell me how you feel mama tell me what you sippin "a certified dime piece" deserved louie one three 150 a shot, three for you and three for me
The Misheard: (yung joc)Wont you meet me at the bar respect big pimpintell me how you feel mama tell me what you sippin"a certified diabetes" deserved louie one three150 a shot, three for you and three for me
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Real Lyric: I said lil' Bow Wow You just don't know The way you move so fast across the floor I mean you run through my mind like all the time To the point that I just wanna take ya home
The Misheard: I said lil' Bow Wow You just don't knowThe way you move so fast across the floorI mean you run from my mom like all the timeTo the point that I just wanna take ya home
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Real Lyric: Like a virgin Touched for the very first time
The Misheard: Like a virginTupped for the very first time
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Real Lyric: Rain Rain Go Away, Come again another day.
The Misheard: Rain, Rain go away, come again some mother's day.
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Real Lyric: And you can't keep my brother And you won't f**k my friends
The Misheard: And you can't keep my brotherAnd you won't f**k my Frank
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