The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: money, money, money
The Misheard: mommy, mommy, mommy
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Real Lyric: I'll get over you.. I know I will I'll pretend my ship's not sinking
The Misheard: I'll get over you.. I know I willI'll pretend my sh*t's not stinking
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Real Lyric: I got my first real six-string. Bought it at the five-and-dime.
The Misheard: I got my first real sex dream,boy i was only 5 at the time..
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Real Lyric: Dont say you're not a dopefiend
The Misheard: Dont say you're not a dolphin
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Real Lyric: I wanna be sedated
The Misheard: I want a piece of David
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Real Lyric: Apples and cake must have been your stake
The Misheard: Apples in cage masturbating your snake
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Real Lyric: A slut is she who eats the flesh
The Misheard: I slept with sheep who eats the flesh
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Real Lyric: That's when the taxi man turned on the radio and a Jay Z song was on and the Jay Z song was on and the Jay Z song was on
The Misheard: That's when the taxi man turned on the radioand Jay Z's on the lawnand Jay Z's on the lawnand Jay Z's on the lawn
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Real Lyric: Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
The Misheard: Lie in the glass, next to the mausoleum
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Real Lyric: I used to wonder if you understood the way I felt about the stove.
The Misheard: I missed you one day if you understood the way I felt about the stove.
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