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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: The Seekers

    Song: A World of Our Own

    Real Lyric: And I know you will find there will be peace of mind when we live in a world of our own

    The Misheard: And I know you will find there will be pizza pie when we live in a world of our own

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    Artist: Dead Kennedys

    Song: Holiday In Cambodia

    Real Lyric: On your five-grand stereo.

    The Misheard: On your Five-Guys stereo.

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    Artist: Elbow

    Song: Golden Slumbers

    Real Lyric: Once there was a way

    The Misheard: Monsters away!

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    Artist: Misfits

    Song: American Psycho

    Real Lyric: Lines of cocaine cut in Hell

    The Misheard: Like a cookie cutting Hell

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    Artist: Bon Iver

    Song: Holocene

    Real Lyric: Jagged vacance, thick with ice

    The Misheard: Chicken fingers stick with us

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    Artist: Katy Perry

    Song: Thinking of You

    Real Lyric: He said there’s tons of fish in the water so the waters I will test

    The Misheard: He said there’s tons of fish in the water so the water’s out of 10s

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Fly Like an Eagle

    Real Lyric: fly like an eagle

    The Misheard: fly like a negro

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    Artist: Billy Ocean

    Song: Caribbean Queen

    Real Lyric: Caribbean queen

    The Misheard: Carry two swings

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    Artist: Kenny Rogers

    Song: Lucille

    Real Lyric: with four hungry children

    The Misheard: 400 children

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    Artist: Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

    Song: Mr. Bojangles

    Real Lyric: after 20 years he still grieves

    The Misheard: after 20 years he still breathes

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