The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 37971 thru 37980 of 54134
Real Lyric: I'm blue, da ba dee da ba die
The Misheard: I'm blue, if I were green I would die
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Ah! böwakawa poussé, poussé
The Misheard: Ah! Bound for Macao at full set, full sail
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: And one day, what's lost will be found You stand in the rain
The Misheard: And one day, when floss can be foundYou stand in the rain
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Emeralds from mountains, thrust towards the sky, Never revealing their depth. Tell me that we belong together... Dress it up with the trappings of love.
The Misheard: Emeralds from mountains, they thrust from the sky,Never revealing their dam.Tell me that we belong together...Just enough, with the trappings of a letter.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: High on the hill was a lonely goatherd
The Misheard: High on the hill sits a lonely goat turd
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: How many roads must a man walk down Before you can call him a man?
The Misheard: How many roads must a man walk downBefore you can call him a cab?
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: You keep me from breaking apart
The Misheard: You keep me from breaking a fart
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Every time you go away you take a piece of me with you
The Misheard: Every time you go away you take a piece of meat with you
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: All day, all day
The Misheard: Olé, olé
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
The Misheard: Those flavored women must have damn near killed you
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.