The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'll be home, I'll be beside the phone waiting for you.
The Misheard: I'll be home, a baby xzylophone, waiting for you.
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Real Lyric: Well I'm half the man I used to be,this I feel as the dawn it fades to gray.
The Misheard: Well I'm half the man I used to be-'cuz I'm feelin' like a doggy-face.
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Real Lyric: I wanna be the color that's in your life, and you make love electrical, welcome to the festival , welcome to the festival.
The Misheard: I want to the coco mix in your lifeyou make love electricalwelcome to the vegetable ,welcome to the vegetable.
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Real Lyric: …And I don't wanna be an old man anymore It's been a year or two since I was out on the floor
The Misheard: ...And I don't wanna be a bad man anymore chicken booty lying all over the floor.
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Real Lyric: Wow! said the broken californian down On the beach that used to be by the beach
The Misheard: Ow! just a broken california yellon the beach they used to pee on the beach.
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Real Lyric: Oh don't lean on me man cause you ain't got time to check it.
The Misheard: Oh don't lean on me man,cuz she ain't no California chicken.
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Real Lyric: Ooh, ah, guess you never meant it
The Misheard: Ooo Ah , Kissin' in a milkshake
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Real Lyric: Sexy as I wanna be Got these fellas chasin' me
The Misheard: Sexy as I wanne beBuffy's spell is chasin' me
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Real Lyric: I'd rather open up my wrist and let it go
The Misheard: I had to open up my *ss and let it go
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends.
The Misheard: I'm gonna rise a little help for my feet.
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