The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Ooh, ah, guess you never meant it
The Misheard: Ooh, ah, chicken and a biscuit
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Real Lyric: Big legged woman ain't got no soul
The Misheard: People, that woman ain't got no soul
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Real Lyric: When I fight authority, authority always wins.
The Misheard: When I find a four leaf clover it always wins.
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Real Lyric: Got you all fired up, with your Napoleon complex
The Misheard: Got you all fired up, with your nipple and your tampax
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night I stepped on a bagelLast night I slept on a tableLast night my wife got lumbago
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: All the girls so China dancer
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Real Lyric: Peace sells but whos buying?
The Misheard: Pizzas, but whos buying?
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Real Lyric: I'll be home, I'll be beside the phone waiting for you.
The Misheard: I'll be home, a baby xzylophone, waiting for you.
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Real Lyric: Well I'm half the man I used to be,this I feel as the dawn it fades to gray.
The Misheard: Well I'm half the man I used to be-'cuz I'm feelin' like a doggy-face.
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Real Lyric: I wanna be the color that's in your life, and you make love electrical, welcome to the festival , welcome to the festival.
The Misheard: I want to the coco mix in your lifeyou make love electricalwelcome to the vegetable ,welcome to the vegetable.
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