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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: New Kids On The Block

    Song: Grown Man

    Real Lyric: Yo check out our latest thing.

    The Misheard: Yo check out my date is dead.

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, A mohair suit, You know I read it in a magazine, oh, oh, Bennie and the Jets.

    The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, Her ma has too, You know I read it in a magazine, oh, oh, Bennie and the Jets.

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    Artist: Silverchair

    Song: Tomorrow

    Real Lyric: You gonna wait too, fat boy, Fat boy, wait til tomorrow, You gonna wait too, fat boy, Fat boy, wait til tomorrow

    The Misheard: You don't know what your doing fat boy, fat boywhat are you doing tomorrow.

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Holier Than Thou

    Real Lyric: Judge not l'est ye be judged yourself

    The Misheard: Judge not the TV, judge yourself

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    Artist: En Vogue

    Song: Free Your Mind

    Real Lyric: It doesn't mean there's another blood in my heirs

    The Misheard: It doesn't mean there's another blood in my egg

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    Artist: En Vogue

    Song: Free Your Mind

    Real Lyric: Doesn't mean I don't like my strong black brothers

    The Misheard: Doesn't mean I don't like my stoned black brothers

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    Artist: Simple Minds

    Song: Alive and Kicking

    Real Lyric: Alive and Kicking!

    The Misheard: And I Love Chicken

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Eminence Front

    Real Lyric: (ja rule)whats ma mother f**kin name? (j.lo)R U L E

    The Misheard: put it in the butt.... put it in the butt...

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: Cecilia

    Real Lyric: I fall on the floor and I'm laughing.

    The Misheard: I'm paloties soar and i like it.

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    Artist: Martina McBride

    Song: This One's For The Girls

    Real Lyric: Tossing pennies into the fountain of youth

    The Misheard: Tossing pantyhose into the fountain of youth

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