The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I fly like paper, get high like planes If you catch me at the border, I got visas in my name
The Misheard: I fly like paper, get high like planesIf you catch me at the border, I got feces in my brain
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Real Lyric: Better have you naked by the end of this song.
The Misheard: But I have to make it by the end of this song.
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Real Lyric: Why does love always feel like a battlefield....you better go and get your armor.
The Misheard: Why does love always feel like a bellfill...you better go and get your arm on.
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Real Lyric: Everything's gone missing I've lost more songs to floods.
The Misheard: Everything's gone missingoff my poor songs of flux
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Real Lyric: Perhaps i was born with curiosity Of the likes of those of old crows.
The Misheard: Perhaps i was born with curiosityRelaxing those of old crows.
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Real Lyric: We like to party We like, we like to party
The Misheard: Green light spotty Green light , green light, spotty.
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Real Lyric: Who's in a bunker? Who's in a bunker?
The Misheard: Who's Sri Lanka?Who's Sri Lanka?
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Real Lyric: I set my clocks early 'cause I know I'm always late
The Misheard: Santa comes early cause I know I'm always late
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Real Lyric: Call me when you try to wake her up. call me when you try to wake her.
The Misheard: Cum in the bathtub, cum in the bathtub
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Real Lyric: With her pretty lips and them big 'ol hips It's getting hotter when she touch me with her fingertips. And them sexy eyes and them big 'ol thighs its getting hotter like The Block up in the summertime.
The Misheard: With her pretty lips and them pickle hipsIt's getting hotter when she touch me with her fingertips. And them sexy eyes and them pickle thighs its getting hotter like The Block up in the summertime.
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