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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: I'm a Slave 4 U

    Real Lyric: Get it get it, get it get it

    The Misheard: gimme gimme, gimme gimme;candy cane, candy cane

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: I'm a Slave 4 U

    Real Lyric: Baby, don't you wanna, dance upon me

    The Misheard: Baby, don't you wanna, dance a flambe

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    Artist: Devo

    Song: Head Like a Hole

    Real Lyric: God Money's Not Looking for a Cure, God Money's about the sick amongst the pure, God Money's Let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised, God Money's not one to choose

    The Misheard: God Money! Not Looking for a Girl,God Money! Not Concerned about you're single or you're pure,God Money! Let's go dancing on your back to the room,God Money! You're not the one to choose.

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Bad Moon Rising

    Real Lyric: "there's a bad moon on the rise."

    The Misheard: "There's a bathroom on the right."

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    Artist: Slipknot

    Song: Eyeless

    Real Lyric: You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes,

    The Misheard: You cant see California with a motherf**kers eyes

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    Artist: Skid Row

    Song: Monkey Business

    Real Lyric: Monkey business Slippin on the track Monkey business Jungle in black Aint your business if I got No monkey on my back

    The Misheard: Monkey PenisesSlippin on the trackMonkey PenisesJungle in the backAngel Penises if i got no monkey on my back

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    Artist: Cold War Kids

    Song: Hospital Beds

    Real Lyric: Vietnam fishing trips Italian opera

    The Misheard: We are now fish and chipsItalian opera

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    Artist: Kelly Clarkson

    Song: Behind These Hazel Eyes

    Real Lyric: Here I am, once again I'm totally into pixies Can't deny it, can't pretend

    The Misheard: Here I am, once again I'm torn into piecesCan't deny it, can't pretend

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    Artist: Kelly Clarkson

    Song: My Life Would Suck Without You

    Real Lyric: Here I am, once again I'm torn into pieces Can't deny it, can't pretend

    The Misheard: Here I am, once againI'm totally into pixiesCan't deny it, can't pretend

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    Artist: Third Eye Blind

    Song: Never Let You Go

    Real Lyric: It's a good idea, break a promise to your mother.

    The Misheard: It's a good autibric promise to your mother

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