The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She moves in mysterious ways
The Misheard: Her boobs are mysterious shapes
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Real Lyric: Convince me to please you
The Misheard: Condense me to please you
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Real Lyric: "He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet"
The Misheard: "Let the blastoise,on the carpet"
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Real Lyric: Swear to shake it up
The Misheard: Swirly shake it up
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Real Lyric: Wild dogs cry out in the night, As they grow restless longing for some solitary company...
The Misheard: Wild dogs cry out in the night,As Negro wrestlers longing for some solitary company...
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Real Lyric: cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: cheap wine and a three day grope
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Real Lyric: War within a breath It's land or death
The Misheard: Woah! Banana Bread!Rich man got dead!
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Real Lyric: Remember me, I am the one who sees in your eyes
The Misheard: Remember me, I am the one who'll season your eyes
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Real Lyric: Every day, every night, we're bound up in a hard fight
The Misheard: Every day, every night, Weebam-Na in a hard fight
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Real Lyric: Here I go again on my own... and Like a drifter I was born to walk alone...
The Misheard: Here I go again on my home...andLike a twister I was born to walk alone...
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