The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "I don't know where I'm a-gonna go when the volcano blow"
The Misheard: "I don't know where I'm a-gonna go when the bartender go"
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Real Lyric: Let it all go let it all go
The Misheard: play that funky elbow
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Real Lyric: A victim the beast shall obtain
The Misheard: A victim of bestiality
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Real Lyric: Damn You's a sexy b**th, a sexy b**th Damn you's a sexy b**th, damn girl Damn You's a sexy b**th, a sexy b**th Damn you's a sexy b**th, damn girl
The Misheard: Damn You's a sexy b**th, a sexy fishrnDamn You's a sexy b**th, damn girlrnDamn You's a sexy b**th, a sexy fishrnDamn you's a sexy b**th, damn girl
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Real Lyric: Ring (ring) ring (ring) ... love plus one
The Misheard: Ray (Ray) Ray (Ray) ...love plus one
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Real Lyric: I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
The Misheard: I want a brand new ass on an episode of cribs
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Real Lyric: Close up around me, Teasing your poetry.
The Misheard: Close up around me,Teasing your poultry.
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Real Lyric: She moves in mysterious ways
The Misheard: Her boobs are mysterious shapes
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Real Lyric: Convince me to please you
The Misheard: Condense me to please you
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Real Lyric: "He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet"
The Misheard: "Let the blastoise,on the carpet"
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