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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Bob Dylan

    Song: My Back Pages

    Real Lyric: Half-wracked prejudice leaped forth "Rip down all hate," I screamed

    The Misheard: Half-wracked prejudice leaped forthRip down all hate ice cream

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Bohemian Rhapsody

    Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity

    The Misheard: s**tcan all the way from America

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    Artist: Scorpions

    Song: Rock You Like A Hurricane

    Real Lyric: Here I am, rock you like a hurricane

    The Misheard: Sam I am, I like green eggs and ham

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    Artist: Shakira and Beyonce

    Song: Beautiful Liar

    Real Lyric: Ay!Let's not kill the karma

    The Misheard: Ay!let's not kill the farmer

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    Artist: The Script

    Song: Breakeven

    Real Lyric: 'Cause she's moved on while I'm still grieving.

    The Misheard: 'Cause she got no one else to breathe in.

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    Artist: Green Day

    Song: Christian's Inferno

    Real Lyric: Whoa, Christians Inferno Whoa, Christians Inferno Whoa, Christians Inferno Whoa, Christians Inferno

    The Misheard: Whoa, this sh*t is burning downWhoa, this sh*t is burning downWhoa, this sh*t is burning downWhoa, this sh*t is burning down

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    Artist: The Ian Carey Project

    Song: Get Shaky

    Real Lyric: You can say what you want, but you saw just the door.

    The Misheard: You can say what you want, but your soldier's a gun.

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    Artist: Doobie Brothers

    Song: Black Water

    Real Lyric: Pretty mama come and take me by the hand

    The Misheard: Pretty mama come and take it by the hand, (background singers) I want a Hand Job.

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Lookin' Out My Back Door

    Real Lyric: Doo-doo-do, Lookin' Out My Back Door

    The Misheard: Dude! Doodoo lookin' out my back door

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    Artist: Meat Loaf

    Song: Alive

    Real Lyric: I'm a runaway train on a broken track I'm a ticker on the bomb that you can't turn back..

    The Misheard: I'm a runaway train on a broken trackI'm a chicken on the farm that you can't turn back..

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