The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Tried to give you consolation, Your old man wont let you down
The Misheard: Tried to give you constipation, when your lumbago let you down.
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Real Lyric: Maybe I'm wasting my young years
The Misheard: Maybe I'm wasting my onions
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Real Lyric: Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel?
The Misheard: Do you hope to pluck this dusty tool?
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Real Lyric: And she says it's natural
The Misheard: When she says he'll snatch her up
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Real Lyric: Why do they always send the poor?
The Misheard: One, two, they never count to four!
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Real Lyric: bruises on the fruit, tender age in bloom
The Misheard: bruises on the fruit, tangerines in bloom
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Real Lyric: We were liars in love
The Misheard: We would die as a dove
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Real Lyric: Turn the beat around, love to hear percussion.
The Misheard: Turn the beat around, love to hear the taa-taa.
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Real Lyric: She Told Me Her Name Was Billie Jean, As She Caused A Scene
The Misheard: She told me she was b***hing, all across the screen.
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Real Lyric: My man's got a heart like a rock cast in the sea
The Misheard: My man got a heart, packed the road and left
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