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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Clash

    Song: Rock The Casbah

    Real Lyric: The shareef don't like it, rock the casbah

    The Misheard: Shaolin in the package, rock the casbah

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Beat It

    Real Lyric: Just beat it, (beat it,) beat it, (beat it) No one wants to be defeated .

    The Misheard: eat it! (eat it) eat it! (eat it)show em' how to eat their meat.

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    Artist: Black Eyed Peas

    Song: Boom Boom Pow

    Real Lyric: 'Cause we got the beat that bounce We got the beat that pound We got the beat that 808 That the boom, boom in your town

    The Misheard: 'Cause we got the beat that bounceWe got the beat that poundWe got the beat that ~anal rape~That the boom, boom in your town

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    Artist: Elvis Costello

    Song: Oliver's Army

    Real Lyric: olivers army is here to stay, olivers army are on their way. and I would rather be anywhere eles, than here today

    The Misheard: oliver hardy is here to stay,oliver hardy is on his way,and I would rather wear anyones belt,right here today.

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    Artist: Cliff Richard

    Song: It's So Funny

    Real Lyric: it's so funny how we don't talk anymore

    The Misheard: disco bunny we don't talk anymore

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    Artist: Soulja Boy

    Song: Kiss Me Through The Phone

    Real Lyric: Six seven eight...

    The Misheard: Sex in the night...

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    Artist: Saliva

    Song: After Me

    Real Lyric: The world is after me

    The Misheard: The walrus talked to me

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    Artist: Breaking Benjamin

    Song: Sooner Or Later

    Real Lyric: I am a lover hater

    The Misheard: I am a lava hater

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    Artist: Muse

    Song: Resistance

    Real Lyric: Keep your secrets safe tonight.

    The Misheard: Use your secret safety knife.

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    Artist: Muse

    Song: Unnatural Selection

    Real Lyric: We're not tropics in the ocean.

    The Misheard: Please don't drop us in the ocean.

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