The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I’m gonna party, yeah Cause anybody just won’t do Let’s get this started, yeah Cause everybody wants to party with you
The Misheard: 'cos I'm not farting, yeahcould anybody - genital goolet's get the Scottish, yeah'cos everybody wants to party with you
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Real Lyric: Wake up, Wake up...
The Misheard: Wanker, Wanker...
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Real Lyric: Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it...
The Misheard: Dick it, pop it, turkey slap it...
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Real Lyric: We built this city on rock and roll
The Misheard: We dont be silly with rock and roll
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Real Lyric: Welcome to a famous excess whoa am I gotta to fit in
The Misheard: Welcome to a land of famous sex am I going to fit in?
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Real Lyric: But the kid is not my son
The Misheard: But the cat is not my son
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner
The Misheard: Big ocean airliner
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Real Lyric: So your tongue became a razor
The Misheard: So you done became a razor
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Real Lyric: Circus life under the big-top world we all need the clowns to make us smile
The Misheard: circumcised oh by the big-time lord we all need the gauze to make the slime
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Real Lyric: Oh lord, yeah
The Misheard: Old orange hair
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