The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.
The Misheard: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.Merrily, merrily, merrily, life goes down the drain.
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Real Lyric: Leave me with your Borneo, I said, I don't need much to keep me warm
The Misheard: Leave me with your bony old assI don't need much to keep me warm
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Real Lyric: And as we wind on down the road, our shadows taller than our souls...
The Misheard: And as we wind on down the road, I shout a-squallin' like a toad...
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Real Lyric: When the radical priest came to get us released, we were all on the cover of Newsweek
The Misheard: When the radical priest came to get us released, we were all the color of loose meat.
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed and...
The Misheard: If there's a hustle in your headyaknow, don't be alone, man...
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. Ya had a busy day today.
The Misheard: Hold me closer Teddy Danson. Count my headlice on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. I had a pissy day today.
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Real Lyric: Don't treat me to be things of the world
The Misheard: Don't treat me to be queens of the world
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Real Lyric: The dream is alive, with the moon on the hills every night
The Misheard: Bring me to life, with the moving of the heels every night
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Real Lyric: Qui m'indisposent
The Misheard: Keep my discos
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Real Lyric: I'm just a product of my raising
The Misheard: I'm just a dried up tub of raisins
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