The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Put me in, coach! (baseball)
The Misheard: Put me in coach. (airplane)
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Real Lyric: Silver machine...
The Misheard: é Erechim...
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Real Lyric: of walking in your shoes
The Misheard: of f**king in your shoes
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Real Lyric: I walked along the avenue I never thought I'd meet a girl like you
The Misheard: I was a lonely islanderI never thought I'd meet a girl like you
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Real Lyric: You want to make fires and get Norwegian wood with me
The Misheard: You want to make fries at Burger World with me
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Real Lyric: Got you all fired up with your Napoleon Complex
The Misheard: Get your bra size up: put your nipple in a cup
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Real Lyric: "There's one with this idea... something about the hammerhead shark, nosehairs and flatus... Best keep your distance because..."
The Misheard: "There's one with this idea... something about the hammerhead shark, nosehairs and flatus... This feet long... Mister Hansty Pals!"
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Real Lyric: You're just a buffet
The Misheard: Get out of my face
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Real Lyric: Positive and negative can only attract And I'm caught in a trap And I'm helpless
The Misheard: Positive and negative can only attractAnd I called him a jerkAnd I'm helpless
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Real Lyric: I really get it when your next to me
The Misheard: I'm really candid when your next to me
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