The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: the unsuspecting victim
The Misheard: the unsuspecting pigpen
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Real Lyric: Take our tears, put 'em on ice
The Misheard: Take a jizz, poo on my eyes
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: Just like the postman in the cold or the heat
The Misheard: Just like the postman in the corner of the heat
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Real Lyric: I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
The Misheard: I wish I was a prawn cracker with flowers in my lair
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Real Lyric: With diamond studded rings and pearls
The Misheard: With Dagustani rings and pearls
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Real Lyric: When the working day is done
The Misheard: When in the world can they get stoned?
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Real Lyric: well i'm shameless
The Misheard: well i'm shaving
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Real Lyric: Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, Im hot for teacher.
The Misheard: Got it made, got it madeI popped the teacher.
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Real Lyric: so you can leave like the sane abandoned me
The Misheard: so you can live the centipede
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