The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: a hot place in the sun where's the stick up all guns guns and we show off oh god, i want some heat
The Misheard: I'd immerse in the sunWhat a stick upAnd our guns are gunsWhat a show offoh god, i want some weed.
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Real Lyric: My heart's crippled by ...
The Misheard: My heart scrimp about the ...
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Real Lyric: Doing the butt
The Misheard: Do it in the butt
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Real Lyric: I'm very woman, it's all in me......
The Misheard: Why's every woman, pissed off at me.........
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Real Lyric: When you're feeling good in somebody's spot, getting hot, don't stop.
The Misheard: When you're feeling good in somebody's BUTT, getting hot, don't stop.
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Real Lyric: It's not fair to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know
The Misheard: it's not fair to deny me of the cross eyed bear that you gave to me you,you,you oughta know
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Real Lyric: youve already won me over in spite of me dont be alarmed if i fall head over feet
The Misheard: youve already run me over in spite of medont be alarmed if i fall head over feet
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Real Lyric: the unsuspecting victim
The Misheard: the unsuspecting pigpen
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Real Lyric: Take our tears, put 'em on ice
The Misheard: Take a jizz, poo on my eyes
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza
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