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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Black Eyed Peas

    Song: I Gotta Feeling

    Real Lyric: Fill up my cup (Drink) Mazel tov (La chaim) Look at her dancing (Move it Move it) Just take it... OFF

    The Misheard: Fill up my car (drink)Muscle Top (Lime)Look at her dancing (Moving Moving)Just taking....OFF

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    Artist: Missy Higgins

    Song: Where I Stood

    Real Lyric: You taught me how to trust myself

    The Misheard: You taught me how to touch myself

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    Artist: Leonard Cohen

    Song: Famous Blue Raincoat

    Real Lyric: She said that you gave it to her That night that you planned to go clear Sincerely, L. Cohen

    The Misheard: She said that you gave it to herThat night that you planned to go clearSincerely, el corn

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    Artist: Katy Perry

    Song: I Kissed A Girl

    Real Lyric: I'm curious for you

    The Misheard: Ann Curry asked for you

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    Artist: Weezer

    Song: The World Has Turned And Left Me Here

    Real Lyric: I just made love to your sweet memory 1,000 times in my head.

    The Misheard: I just made love to your sweet memory 1,000 times in my hand.

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    Artist: Psychedelic Furs

    Song: Love My Way

    Real Lyric: There's an army on the dance floor It's a fasion with a gun, my love

    The Misheard: Only on the dance floorIs there passion with a gun my love

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    Artist: Psychedelic Furs

    Song: Love My Way

    Real Lyric: Love my way It's a new road

    The Misheard: Love my wayIt's a new rule

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    Artist: Rick Springfield

    Song: Don't Talk to Strangers

    Real Lyric: Now who's this Daun Jaun I've been hearing of

    The Misheard: Now who's this, young one I've been hearing of

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    Artist: Roxette

    Song: The Look

    Real Lyric: Shaking like a mad bull

    The Misheard: Having a bg s**t i'm havin a big s**t, i'm having a bigs**t i'm having a big s**t.

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    Artist: Mika

    Song: Good Gone Girl

    Real Lyric: I'm busy in the blissful unaware

    The Misheard: I'm busy in the place for underwear

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