The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
The Misheard: someone who would spy on the wife of a close friend
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Real Lyric: I got nine lives Cat's eyes Abusin' every one of them and running wild
The Misheard: I got 9 lines10 sidesIsn't every one of them a puddin' pie!
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Real Lyric: In see my fairy tale walking away
The Misheard: I see my derriere walking away
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Real Lyric: And if you listen very hard the tune will come to you at last When all are one and one is all To be a rock and not to roll
The Misheard: And if you listen very hardThe truth will burn you alive,Now...woman what is wrong?!To be all rough and natural
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Real Lyric: And it's all your fault I screen my phone calls No matter-matter-matter-matter who calls I gotta screen my phone calls
The Misheard: And it's all your faultI scream my balls offNot my mother's hoobasI scream my balls off
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Real Lyric: I love you forever, forever is over.
The Misheard: I'd love you for breakfast, but breakfast is over.
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Real Lyric: History shows again and again How nature winds up the folly of man... Godzilla
The Misheard: History shows him standing againWhile nature winds up one final blast...Godzilla!
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Real Lyric: She's a good girl loves her mama loves jesus and America too she's a good girl she's crazy about Elvis
The Misheard: She's a good girlloves her mamaloves cheesesand America tooshe's a good girlshe's crazy about elms
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Real Lyric: All the single ladies
The Misheard: I'm a single egg
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Real Lyric: The Lord's gonna answer your prayers tonight.
The Misheard: The world's gonna end so prepare to die.
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