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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Destiny's Child

    Song: Jumpin' Jumpin'

    Real Lyric: Though he say he got a girl Yeah it's true you got a man But the party ain't gon' stop So let's make it hot, hot

    The Misheard: Boy say he got a girl Yes, tree, got a man Let the party ankle stop Fellas make it hot, hot

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    Artist: Destiny's Child

    Song: Jumpin' Jumpin'

    Real Lyric: The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown

    The Misheard: The club is full of ballers and their pockets full of rum

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    Artist: Destiny's Child

    Song: Bug-A-Boo

    Real Lyric: But it was game, you had me fooled

    The Misheard: But he was gay, you had me fooled

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    Artist: Macy Gray

    Song: I Try

    Real Lyric: Though I try to hide it, it's clear. My world crumbles when you are not here.

    The Misheard: Though I tried to hide it, it's weird. I blow bubbles when you are not here.

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    Artist: Boney M

    Song: Rivers of Babylon

    Real Lyric: There we wept. When we remember Saigon

    The Misheard: There we will; we will remember cylons.

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    Artist: Kylie Minogue

    Song: Locomotion

    Real Lyric: 'So come on, come on, do the locomotion with me...'

    The Misheard: 'So come on, come on, swim the local ocean with me...'

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    Artist: Blink 182

    Song: First Date

    Real Lyric: Honest, let's make this night last forever

    The Misheard: Honest, let's mate, this may last forever

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    Artist: Van Halen

    Song: Everybody Wants Some

    Real Lyric: You can't get romantic on a subway line

    The Misheard: You can't get a medic on a subway line

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    Artist: t.a.T.u.

    Song: Fly On The Wall

    Real Lyric: From your bed to your clothes I'm in the air When you think you're alone I'll be down in the hall I could see it, if I was a fly on the wall What you do in your room I could see it all

    The Misheard: From your head to you closed, I kill be there,Hand you tink you're all in taDown the hallI could say it if I were a fly on the wallWatch you doin Yiruma I could see it all!

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: and little early-pearly came by in his curly-wurly, and asked me if I needed a ride.

    The Misheard: and little wurly burly gave my anus curly wurly,and asked me if I needed a ride.

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