The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh therapy can you please fill the void? Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed?
The Misheard: Oh fairer beacon, can you please kill the noise?Has he just farted, or am I just so annoyed?
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Real Lyric: Shot through the heart and your to blame. You give love a bad name
The Misheard: Shot through the heart and your to blame. You give love the mayonnaise.
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Real Lyric: Go! Go! Black and gold! Old-time hockey, bar the door Clear the track it's all-out war Light the lamp, throw a hit Black and gold never quit The barn is full, our team's in town So put 'em up boys, knock 'em out (knock 'em down) Drop the puck, it's time to go (time to go) Bust outta work, it's quarter-past five Time to round up the gang and take the Red to the Orange line Head for the street and the Causeway crowd You can feel it in the air, when the team's in town [Chorus] Rancourt's ready, it's time to take to the ice So tie down the jersey 'cause it could get ugly tonight Top corner, five hole, off the post and in On a quest for the cup, and we're ready to win [Chorus] Go! Go! Black and gold!
The Misheard: Go! Go! Parking Goal!One time parking by the doorClearer track, its all aboardLight the lamb, throw ahead,Parking quail'll never quitThe Bomb is full, our teams a tieSo put 'em up boys, knock 'em down,Drop the parking's tim
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
The Misheard: Spare him his life from his warm saucy cheese
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Real Lyric: Sugar so sweet should rot my teeth
The Misheard: Sugar so I should get my teeth
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Real Lyric: GO! So...fight! something on the... dum na ema Fight...some things they fight So...something on the... dum na ema Fight...some things they fight Fight...something of the... dum na ema No...some things they fight Fight...something of the... dum na ema Fight...some things they fight
The Misheard: GO!So... pie! somethings eat pie!Pie! Some things eat pie!Some... some things eat dum na emaPie... some things eat pie!Pie... some things eat dum na emaPie... some things eatNo... some things eat piePie.... some things eat
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Real Lyric: Lucky i've been through hell, back roads and shortcuts i know them well
The Misheard: Lucky I've been through hell, fat girls and shortcuts I know them well
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Real Lyric: baby girl will you get with this pimpin' try it out, try it out
The Misheard: baby girl will you cook me some chickenfry it up, fry it up
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Real Lyric: Death from Headcrusher Head crusher! Death from Headcrusher! Headcrusher!
The Misheard: Dear father headcrusherheadcrusherdear father headcrusherdear father headcrusher
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Real Lyric: He's a pistol grip And a lightning rod hammer stop He always busts his knuckles When he's wrenchin' up his ***t He's a killboy powerhead Killboy powerhead Killboy powerhead Killboy powerhead...yeah
The Misheard: He's a pistol gripAnd a lightning rod hammer stopHe always busts his knucklesWhen he's wrenchin' up his ***tHe's a little boy without a headlittle boy without a headlittle boy without a headlittle boy without a head...y
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