The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
The Misheard: Spare him his life from his warm saucy cheese
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Real Lyric: Sugar so sweet should rot my teeth
The Misheard: Sugar so I should get my teeth
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Real Lyric: GO! So...fight! something on the... dum na ema Fight...some things they fight So...something on the... dum na ema Fight...some things they fight Fight...something of the... dum na ema No...some things they fight Fight...something of the... dum na ema Fight...some things they fight
The Misheard: GO!So... pie! somethings eat pie!Pie! Some things eat pie!Some... some things eat dum na emaPie... some things eat pie!Pie... some things eat dum na emaPie... some things eatNo... some things eat piePie.... some things eat
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Real Lyric: Lucky i've been through hell, back roads and shortcuts i know them well
The Misheard: Lucky I've been through hell, fat girls and shortcuts I know them well
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Real Lyric: baby girl will you get with this pimpin' try it out, try it out
The Misheard: baby girl will you cook me some chickenfry it up, fry it up
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Real Lyric: Death from Headcrusher Head crusher! Death from Headcrusher! Headcrusher!
The Misheard: Dear father headcrusherheadcrusherdear father headcrusherdear father headcrusher
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Real Lyric: He's a pistol grip And a lightning rod hammer stop He always busts his knuckles When he's wrenchin' up his ***t He's a killboy powerhead Killboy powerhead Killboy powerhead Killboy powerhead...yeah
The Misheard: He's a pistol gripAnd a lightning rod hammer stopHe always busts his knucklesWhen he's wrenchin' up his ***tHe's a little boy without a headlittle boy without a headlittle boy without a headlittle boy without a head...y
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Real Lyric: Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
The Misheard: Like a drifter I was born to mow the lawn
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Real Lyric: Taste of the poison paradise
The Misheard: Taste of the poisoned canapé
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Real Lyric: jive talkin
The Misheard: jackoff
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