The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Disarm you with a smile And cut you like you want me to Cut that little child Inside of me and such a part of you Ooh, the years burn
The Misheard: Disarm you with a smileAnd cut you like you want me toCut that little childAnd sodemy is such a part of youOooh, it will burn
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Real Lyric: Shake up a picture with a lizard mixture and a dance on the eventide
The Misheard: Shake up a pitcher of a lizard mixtureWith a dash of, lemon lime
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Real Lyric: just try to sit back, and get my palatte wet.
The Misheard: just try to sit back, and get my pally whacked.
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Real Lyric: i'm so bored, oh please.
The Misheard: just f**k off please.
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Real Lyric: Dirty Diana,no
The Misheard: Oh Baby Nah, Nah, no
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Real Lyric: We live for the fame (fame!) doin' it for the fame (fame!) 'cause we wanna live the life of the rich and famous.
The Misheard: We live for the clam bake! Doin' it for the clam bake! Cause we wanna live the life of the rich and famous.
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Real Lyric: warm smell of colitas, rising up in the air
The Misheard: warm smell of colete dust, rising up in the air
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Real Lyric: you're so pretty when you're on your knees, disaffected and eager to please. Sometimes you sulk, sometimes you burn.
The Misheard: you're so pretty when you're on your knees, disaffected and eager to please.Sometimes you suck, sometimes you blow.
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Real Lyric: We left our doors wide open, we didn't need no key
The Misheard: We left our jaws wide open, we didn't need no key!
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Real Lyric: Old pirates yes they rob I
The Misheard: Four pirates and a rabbi
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