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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Cobra Starship

    Song: Guilty Pleasure

    Real Lyric: i'm so bored, oh please.

    The Misheard: just f**k off please.

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Dirty Diana

    Real Lyric: Dirty Diana,no

    The Misheard: Oh Baby Nah, Nah, no

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: The Fame

    Real Lyric: We live for the fame (fame!) doin' it for the fame (fame!) 'cause we wanna live the life of the rich and famous.

    The Misheard: We live for the clam bake! Doin' it for the clam bake! Cause we wanna live the life of the rich and famous.

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Hotel California

    Real Lyric: warm smell of colitas, rising up in the air

    The Misheard: warm smell of colete dust, rising up in the air

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    Artist: Radiohead

    Song: Sulk

    Real Lyric: you're so pretty when you're on your knees, disaffected and eager to please. Sometimes you sulk, sometimes you burn.

    The Misheard: you're so pretty when you're on your knees, disaffected and eager to please.Sometimes you suck, sometimes you blow.

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    Artist: Lynyrd Skynyrd

    Song: Simple Life

    Real Lyric: We left our doors wide open, we didn't need no key

    The Misheard: We left our jaws wide open, we didn't need no key!

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    Artist: Bob Marley

    Song: Redemption Song

    Real Lyric: Old pirates yes they rob I

    The Misheard: Four pirates and a rabbi

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    Artist: Green Day

    Song: Jesus Of Suburbia

    Real Lyric: Oh therapy can you please fill the void? Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed?

    The Misheard: Oh fairer beacon, can you please kill the noise?Has he just farted, or am I just so annoyed?

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    Artist: Bon Jovi

    Song: You Give Love a Bad Name

    Real Lyric: Shot through the heart and your to blame. You give love a bad name

    The Misheard: Shot through the heart and your to blame. You give love the mayonnaise.

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    Artist: Dropkick Murphys

    Song: Time To Go

    Real Lyric: Go! Go! Black and gold! Old-time hockey, bar the door Clear the track it's all-out war Light the lamp, throw a hit Black and gold never quit The barn is full, our team's in town So put 'em up boys, knock 'em out (knock 'em down) Drop the puck, it's time to go (time to go) Bust outta work, it's quarter-past five Time to round up the gang and take the Red to the Orange line Head for the street and the Causeway crowd You can feel it in the air, when the team's in town [Chorus] Rancourt's ready, it's time to take to the ice So tie down the jersey 'cause it could get ugly tonight Top corner, five hole, off the post and in On a quest for the cup, and we're ready to win [Chorus] Go! Go! Black and gold!

    The Misheard: Go! Go! Parking Goal!One time parking by the doorClearer track, its all aboardLight the lamb, throw ahead,Parking quail'll never quitThe Bomb is full, our teams a tieSo put 'em up boys, knock 'em down,Drop the parking's tim

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