The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I dont want to work I want to bang on the drum all day
The Misheard: I don't want to workI just wanna lay in my double bed
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Real Lyric: come,break me down bury me, bury me i am finished with you
The Misheard: you bring me downmarry me, marry mei am finished with you
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Real Lyric: Once I had a love and it was a gas ... Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind ... I'm the one you're using, please don't push me aside
The Misheard: Once time love, I use to have...Love's from behind...I'm the one you're using without pushing aside
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Real Lyric: Found my self today oh
The Misheard: faunght my sandals lay o
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Real Lyric: Guilty feet have got no rhythm
The Misheard: Guilty be in Gatineau River.
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Real Lyric: I went to Chinatown 'way back in old Hong Kong To get some Egg Foo Yung And then I heard a gong Ling Ting Tong tried to sing that song Called Tie-ess-a mo-cum boo-die-ay Tie-ess-a mo-cum boo Ling Ting Tong, he would never be wrong Go on and sing your song, a-Ling Ting Tong And I looked around The lights were going down And this is what I found A back in Chinatown
The Misheard: I went to Chinatown'way back in old Hong KongTo get some Egg Foo YungAnd then I heard a gongLing ting tong tried to sing that songCalled Thai-Smoke'em-Buddha, ehThai-Smoke'em-BooLing Ting Tong, he would never be wrong
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Real Lyric: Message in a bottle.
The Misheard: Laisse le gin dans l'bateau
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Real Lyric: Disarm you with a smile And cut you like you want me to Cut that little child Inside of me and such a part of you Ooh, the years burn
The Misheard: Disarm you with a smileAnd cut you like you want me toCut that little childAnd sodemy is such a part of youOooh, it will burn
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Real Lyric: Shake up a picture with a lizard mixture and a dance on the eventide
The Misheard: Shake up a pitcher of a lizard mixtureWith a dash of, lemon lime
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Real Lyric: just try to sit back, and get my palatte wet.
The Misheard: just try to sit back, and get my pally whacked.
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