The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: With the birds we share this lonely view
The Misheard: With the blood we shed, it's a lonely view
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Real Lyric: Late night, gonna hit the town Gonna take you out Gonna make you go
The Misheard: Late night, gonna hit the townGonna make you wankGonna make you blow
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs From ten thousand lightning bugs As they tried to teach me how to dance
The Misheard: 'Cause I get a thousand hugsFrom ten thousand lightning boltsAs they try to kick me out of dance
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Real Lyric: I'd be your lover, if you were there Put your hurt on me, if you dare
The Misheard: I see your lover, over therePut your head on me, if you dare
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Real Lyric: You took my heart and you took my money
The Misheard: You took my heart and you took my bunny
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Real Lyric: Someday, I'll be losing this fear
The Misheard: Someday, I'll be losing this beard
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Real Lyric: I'd rather be all alone.
The Misheard: I'd rather bake all alone.
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Real Lyric: Your a strange animal
The Misheard: Your a strange enema
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Real Lyric: I know that I won't find a better love
The Misheard: I know that I will find a bearded lady
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Real Lyric: You don't have to love me yet, let's get high a while.
The Misheard: You don't have to love me unless you have a while.
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