The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "When I was a teenage whore, my mother asked me, she said baby what for?"
The Misheard: "When I was a teenage whore, my mother asked me if the baby was a boy."
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Real Lyric: "When you were here before, couldn't look you in the eye."
The Misheard: "When you were on the floor, couldn't look you in the eye."
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Real Lyric: "I'm mulatto, I'm albino, a mosquito, my libido."
The Misheard: "I'm a lotto, I'm albino, I'm a skate-o, my libido."
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Real Lyric: And a partridge in a pear tree
The Misheard: And a part of a jenna pear tree
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Real Lyric: I love you though New York
The Misheard: I love you though you your
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Real Lyric: Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?
The Misheard: Eddie, are you walking? Are you walking, Eddie?
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Real Lyric: We had it with your discipline.
The Misheard: We hide-away the Death Star plans
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Real Lyric: Shining shimmering splendid
The Misheard: Shining shimmering splenda
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Real Lyric: You got mud on your face You big disgrace Somebody better put you back in your place
The Misheard: You got mud on your faceYou big disgrace Somebody better push a bag into your face!
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Real Lyric: Give peace a chance
The Misheard: Give me some jam
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